Ladies and gentlemen, this is your flight attendant speaking. On behalf of the captain and the entire crew, I’d like to welcome you aboard the Excess Baggage blog. We are now preparing for takeoff, so please ensure that your computer and wifi are in their upright and locked position.

For your own safety and the safety of those around you, we kindly request that you keep your seatbelt fastened while we explore the world of travel, culture, and languages. Turbulence may occur in the form of cultural misunderstandings, linguistic challenges, and unexpected encounters with local customs. In case of turbulence, please keep an open mind and brace yourself for cultural shocks. We’ll be cruising at an altitude of discovery and growth, so be sure to keep your sense of adventure and open-mindedness handy at all times.

If you have any cultural baggage, please stow it securely in the overhead bin of tolerance or under the seat of acceptance. Any prejudice or stigma that cannot fit under the seat must be placed in the overhead compartment. Please leave all baggage of the closed-minded variety at the door, as it won’t fit in the overhead compartment. If you need assistance with your personal growth, please let one of the crew members know.

Thank you for choosing Excess Baggage to fly with us today. We hope you have a pleasant flight.